Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Stupid Baby Voice

Y'all. Now that I work on Mondays I find it extremely difficult to blog on Mondays. Mainly because I don't get home from work until 9:30ish on Sundays and then have to be back at 9:30a Monday. It leaves little time for blogging because I prefer to spend that time cuddling with my boys.

This was Saturday afternoon, but it's still really cute of those two napping together. 
Now, onward. I've always thought Christian was the funniest guy, ever. Why else would I be with him?! But, recently, he's just been killing it with his comments. So, today, I thought I would share some of them with you. If you follow me on Twitter, you've probably seen these before and I'm sure will see more in the future!

1. Driving in the car discussing "appropriate" times to have kids and how rude it is when people ask when you're going to have kids once you get married. 

It's fine if other people have kids because if they suck, I can just get in my car and drive away. But, that's frowned upon when they're yours. 

2. On a Saturday night after playing a game of Life. 

Oh thank god it's 9 o'clock. That's an acceptable bed time. 

3. Completely out of nowhere while laying in bed.

I just keep thinking of you having a baby and talking with a stupid baby voice all the time. Ugh. 

4. Last night after I get into bed. 

Do you put something on?
Uh, like what?
Like lotion.. or soap.
No, I didn't put on soap.. 
Well it smells like you did.. It almost smells like we have the candle lit.. but it's not... 
The candle is pretty strong so you're probably just getting a whiff of that. 
That's never happened before.. it's not like my sense of smell magically just got better. OH NO LESLIE. I'M PREGNANT.

5. Again last night as I was falling asleep. He's working from home today and I'm off so I slept in. 

Wanna wake up and go get us coffee from Einstein in the morning?
Why would I do that?!
Because you loooooove meeee. 
Not thaaaattt muchhhh. 

6. Laying in bed harassing him after he got home from California on Friday. 

Why are you most excited to marry me?!
So I can have control of your credit card. 
Ha, haaa. But, seriously. 
So I can have control of your credit card. 

And we're ending this on an odd number.. 

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Teh Megan said...

Argh! I absolutely loathe when people ask couples when they are going to have kids. I'm sure if someone were to ever ask me I'd pull out my inner Stephanie Tanner and respond with "How rude!"

Pleas(e) and Carrots said...

hahaha guys are so funny sometimes! My favorite is the baby voice comment, how random and funny was that?!